Dear lord, holy shit my throat is so itchy, I just want to tear it off and scratch the itchy spot, but that’d hurt me, it’s awful. Not to mention the coughing, like goddamn, sounds like an eighty year old grandpa just inhaled a fly, but nope it’s just me, with a cold. For fucks sake, this is awful, I want to sleep it off, but that doesnt work, makes me sound like a dying horse when I wake up, honey didn’t help soothe my throat, nor did medication, I also have a fucking ant bite in my ear for some fuckass reason, and its swolen, so I cant hear all that well either. this SUCKS. I wish illnesses didn’t exist.